zodiac awards 

teyuss:

aries: angriest asshole award
taurus: number two and loving it award
gemini: superficial nervous wreck award
cancer: crybaby emotionpants award
leo: egotist extraordinaire award
virgo: petty perfectionist award
libra: indecisive “”“individual”“” award
scorpio: secretive bastard award
sagittarius: expert exaggerator award
capricorn: condescending parent award
aquarius: complete weirdo award
pisces: idealistic idiot award

• Straight women: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
• Gay guys: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
• Straight guys: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
• Lesbians: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
• Neil Patrick Harris: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.

brainsisthenewsexy:

The Brutally Honest Personality Test

Your result for The Brutally Honest Personality Test …

Well, well, well. How did someone like you end up with the least common personality type of them all? In a group of 100 Americans, only 0.5 others would be just like you. You really are one of a kind… In fact, I do believe that that’s one of the definitions for the word “FREAK.”

Freak’s not such a bad word to describe you actually.

You are deep, complex, secretive and extremely difficult to understand. If that doesn’t scream “Freak!” I don’t know what does. No-one actually knows the REAL you, do they?

You probably have deep interests in creative expression as well as issues of spirituality and human development.

You’ve probably even been called a “psychic” before, because of your uncanny knack to understand and “read” people without quite knowing how you do it. Don’t fret. You’re not actually psychic. That would make you special and you’ll never accomplish that.

You’re also quite possible the most emotional of them all, so don’t take this all too hard. Nevertheless you most definitely have the strangest personality type.

acoffeewithmint:

Thrive - Switchfoot

No I’m not alright
I know that I’m not right
A steering wheel don’t mean you can drive
A warm body don’t mean I’m alive
No I’m not alright
I know that I’m not right
Feel like I travel but I never arrive
I want to thrive not just survive

♥♥♥

country music heals my soul… 

imperfect—words:

☜═㋡ This person loves Carrie Underwood.