
WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE
I OWN THIS
EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP
AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”
IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE
EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE
SEVENTY DOLLARS THOUGH?
OUCH YA’LL
Woah! This is sort of perfect! :D
I HAVE THIS
IT’S BEAUTIFUL
I WANT THIS MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF.
SCREW THE iPHONE. I WANT JEEVES.
“voice by Stephen Fry”
TAKE MY MONEY
WANT!!!
BIRTHDAY GIFT?!?! EH? ANYONE?! (My birthdays june 11th!)